Find all the issues, crisis, problems and how it will effect things long term.

Finagling a connection to a thing or person in a very round-a-bout way.

Step by step intensifier of a simple action.

I can push you, and then the next intensifier is shove or maybe there is something in between.

ACTION REQUIRED: A Button Needs To Be Activated. HOW you push that button to activate it from 1-100 in intensity physically is the one up joke. The key to the humor is to not jump to high.

Sexy Dishwashing etc.

Give Value

Worth & Significance

History To An Object

OBJECT EXAMPLES: Book, Vase, Hat, USB Cord

The Doctor, seizing upon some trivial and well-known fact, pretends that he has made the discovery, which is of the utmost importance.

The most exciting PB&J Sandwich creation

You are supposed to do some work, but you are so bored, uninterested and want to be the subtle class clown. You feel like you want to get  your pencil breaks. Now you have to entertain the class and yourself and irritate as many people doing simple tasks. SHARPEN YOUR PENCIL. but remember, all the steps of getting there is important. possibly MOUNTAIN OUT OF A MOLEHILL

Making noise with objects, grunts, stretches, moving, turning sharpener, rhythm of the sharpening, distracted, making awkwardness noises... etc.

You are trying to make as much distinctive disturbance without getting into too much trouble.

Struggle with chairs

Phone Call

Order Food

Take A Photo of the moment.

Anything to keep you from actually doing the work.

Saying goodbye to your favorite toy. ex. TEDDY BEAR - Why? It's broken. You are giving it away. You are too old for it. You lost interest. You are forced to give it away. You lost it. Play into the emotion. Better if it is strong and sustained with variances. Dramatic conventions added. Music as well. 

Person In Clown Costume Speaks Like A Lawyer / Professor

The Tiny Guy Can Lift The Huge Dumbell weight.

The Baby With The New York Gangster Voice

So crazy and outrageous of lies you almost have to believe it!

First character begins to speak to second but cannot remember the second character's name. ("Lee..." "Leandro." "Leo..." "Leandro." "La..." "Leandro." "Leandro, right.")

ALSO using other names or ways to refer to the person since you don't know their name.

Person In Clown Costume Speaks Like A Lawyer / Professor

The Tiny Guy Can Lift The Huge Dumbell weight.

The Baby With The New York Gangster Voice

EXAMPLE: Startled, Arlecchino, holding a full glass of wine, executes a complete backward somersault without spilling the wine.

Arlecchino begins to laugh hysterically. Slowly, his laughing turns to weeping and tears.

Prince's Bride Scene With "Poison".

One knows which goblet has poison, the other does not. Decipher which one has it.

• Behind a thin pillar

• Behind a see-through bush

• As a statue

• As an object (rug, chair, painting)

• As a mannequin

• In the stuffed animal pile

First character begins to speak to second but cannot remember the second character's name. ("Lee..." "Leandro." "Leo..." "Leandro." "La..." "Leandro." "Leandro, right.")

ALSO using other names or ways to refer to the person since you don't know their name.

First character begins to speak to second but cannot remember the second character's name. ("Lee..." "Leandro." "Leo..." "Leandro." "La..." "Leandro." "Leandro, right.")

ALSO using other names or ways to refer to the person since you don't know their name -  aka "Precious Tea Pot"

cohersing or tricking someone to fall asleep on someone's hand that's supporting them sleeping standing up.

Someone goes on and one with flowery language and or great detail of something. The response is blunt and possibly crass or matter of fact reducing it down to it's basic essence taking the wind out of the sails.

Details, Actions, Details, Flowery Language, Actions, Possibly Excuses --- You mopped.